Let’s Hope He Can Hold Out For Another 12 Parsecs

| Related | January 12, 2014

(I am seven years old and my brother is three. We are all in the car, heading back home after having seen the re-release of the original ‘Star Wars’ movies. As long time ‘Star Wars’ fans, my parents are quoting lines as I sit in the back, watching my brother begin to squirm.)

Dad: “Luke, you’ve turned off your targeting computer. What’s wrong?”

Brother: *out of nowhere* “I have to pee!”

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