Let’s Hope He Can Hold Out For Another 12 Parsecs
(I am seven years old and my brother is three. We are all in the car, heading back home after having seen the re-release of the original ‘Star Wars’ movies. As long time ‘Star Wars’ fans, my parents are quoting lines as I sit in the back, watching my brother begin to squirm.)
Dad: “Luke, you’ve turned off your targeting computer. What’s wrong?”
Brother: *out of nowhere* “I have to pee!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
