Let Your Friend Dictate It To You

Friend: “Would you rather be infamous or unknown?”

Me: “Unknown! What kind of horrible person would choose infamous?”

Friend: “Oh.” *pause* “I’d be infamous, like Ghengis Khan!”

Me: *dumbfounded* “[Friend]!”

Friend: “You’re going to be forgotten and I’m gonna be in every history textbook ever.”

Me: “This is why we have Hitlers and Stalins.”