Let Us Hope That Opposites Attract

| Romantic | November 6, 2012

Me: “Am I pretty?”

Husband: “Nah.”

Me: “What?!”

Husband: “You are ugly. And fat. And old. And I hate you with all of my heart.” *pause* “Of course, today is opposites day, which means really I love you with all of my kidneys!”

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