Let Me Vegan Again, Part 2

I’m waiting tables. A friendly couple is looking over the menu. The husband waves me over, looking concerned.

Customer: “Hi there, quick question. What kind of animal is ‘vegan’?”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Customer: “You’ve got a vegan burger, vegan chili, vegan nuggets… I just want to know what it is. Is it like venison?”

Me: “Vegan just means there’s no meat or animal products in it. It’s not an animal… It’s the lack of one.”

Customer: “Ah. So… like Impossible Beef?”

Me: “Exactly! It lived a long, fulfilling life of never existing.”

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