Let Me Give You A Pizza My Mind, Part 3
Me: *answering the phone* “Hello! Thank you for calling [Restaurant]! Would you like to hear about our specials?”
Customer: “Don’t try to sell me anything. I’ll tell you what I want.”
Me: “All right, sir. What can I get for you today?”
Customer: “I’m looking at your menu here… You got the six-piece nuggets?”
Me: “Um… sir? You are aware that this is a pizza restaurant, right? We don’t have nuggets.”
Customer: “WHAT THE F***?!”
(I can hear the customer step away from the phone for a moment, but can still hear him ranting and raving even though I can’t make out what he’s saying.)
Me: “Sir? Hello?”
Customer: “—AND TWO OF THEM IN YOUR A**-HOLE!”
Me: “You have a nice night, sir.” *hangs up*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
