Let Me Give You A Pizza My Mind, Part 3

, | OR, USA | Right | August 23, 2014

Me: *answering the phone* “Hello! Thank you for calling [Restaurant]! Would you like to hear about our specials?”

Customer: “Don’t try to sell me anything. I’ll tell you what I want.”

Me: “All right, sir. What can I get for you today?”

Customer: “I’m looking at your menu here… You got the six-piece nuggets?”

Me: “Um… sir? You are aware that this is a pizza restaurant, right? We don’t have nuggets.”

Customer: “WHAT THE F***?!”

(I can hear the customer step away from the phone for a moment, but can still hear him ranting and raving even though I can’t make out what he’s saying.)

Me: “Sir? Hello?”

Customer: “—AND TWO OF THEM IN YOUR A**-HOLE!”

Me: “You have a nice night, sir.” *hangs up*

 

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