The Man Show-ology 101
(During my training at a jewelry store, an attractive couple comes in and heads right for the wedding bands.)
Me: “Hi, folks. Are you just browsing?”
Bride-to-be: *beaming happily* “We’re getting married in a few months.”
Me: “Congratulations! Is there anything specific you were looking for?”
Husband-to-be: “Yeah. Do you have any that are flesh-colored?”
Bride-to-be: *smacks him in the back of the head*
Husband-to-be: “I mean, do you have any bright gold ones that lets all the women know I’m married?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?