Let Love Rule

| Friendly | June 2, 2014

(My husband and I live in a large house with another couple. They are nice, but when they have sex they are VERY loud, and they have sex at least a couple of times a night. My husband and I are in the living room.)

Me: “They’re at it AGAIN! They’re like rabbits!”

Husband: *not paying attention because he’s playing his Xbox* “Lenny Kravitz? What?”

Me: “No. Like rabbits. They’re going at it like rabbits? How did you get Lenny Kravitz!”

(Suddenly our housemate screams very loudly.)

Me: “From now on, we’re going to call it Lenny Kravitzing. As in, ‘well, the housemates are Lenny Kravitzing again!”

Husband: “Gross.”

(We still call it Lenny Kravitzing!)

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