Less Contraception More Concentration

| Learning | July 19, 2017

(I’m a female student going to see the campus doctor, and she’s asking me a couple of routine questions.)

Doctor: “Are you sexually active?”

Me: “Yes.”

Doctor: “Do you use condoms?”

Me: “No, but—”

Doctor: “You really should. Other contraceptives on their own aren’t always reliable and there’s always a chance you’ll catch an STD. Do you use oral contraceptives?”

Me: “No, I don’t, but—”

Doctor: “Do you have a IUD?”

Me: “No.”

Doctor: “Do you use any contraceptives at all…?”

Me: “Lesbianism.”

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