Les Imbéciles

I’m a hostess at a restaurant. A customer walks in.

Customer: “Do you serve sushi?”

Me: “No, sir, this is a French restaurant.”

Customer: “Okay. Can I order chicken tikka masala to go?”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, we don’t have that, either. This is a French restaurant.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll take a paella, then.”

Me: “This is a Spanish dish. We only serve French cuisine. Take a look at our menu.”

I point toward the menu board, but the customer starts walking out with an angry face.

Customer: “This is the worst customer service ever!”