Lenin, Inc.

Customer: “You only have two showings of American Carol! That’s just plain un-American! You’re all d**ned communists.”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but it wasn’t selling well so we had to split it with another movie.”

Customer: “No, it’s because you’re god-d*** commies.”

Me: “No, sir, that’s actually capitalism. We move the movies that don’t sell well to less show times so as to maximize profits.”

Customer: “No, capitalism is American and no real American would move a movie down just because it wasn’t making money!”

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