Lemelancholic
(My boyfriend and I are sitting at home, eating some desserts we’d purchased from a frozen foods company. I have apple pie and he has a chocolate cheesecake.)
Boyfriend: “Hey, this isn’t cheesecake. It’s chocolate lemon mousse… Try some.”
(I am hesitant because I am not a fan of either chocolate mousse or lemon, but I try some anyway.)
Me: “Wow, that’s gross.”
Boyfriend: “I know.”
Me: “Why’d you make me try some, then?”
Boyfriend: “I didn’t want to suffer alone.”
(Gee, thanks.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
