Legging Yourself Out Of A Hole
(I am getting out of the shower, and my fiancé is combing his hair in front of the mirror.)
Me: “Ugh, it takes so long to shave my legs!”
Fiancé: “Yeah, you’ve got a lot of area to cover.”
Me: “…”
Fiancé: *panicked look* “I mean…your legs are big! I mean…long! You know what I mean!” *runs out of bathroom*
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