We Just Paid Witness To A Stupidity
I am a lawyer, and I do notarization when I have time.
Client: “I would like you to notarize some copies of the separation agreement between my wife and me.”
Me: “I can make notarial copies of the agreement, but only if it has already been signed by all the parties before your own family law lawyers.”
Client: “I just need copies.”
The day of the appointment, a man and a woman show up to my office and start arguing in the parking lot. The argument starts to turn into a shouting match, and I am just about to call the police when they both calm down and walk into my office.
They introduce themselves and, sure enough, it is my notarization client. He gives me the separation agreement and, of course, it is not signed.
Client: “We wrote this agreement up ourselves, and we need you to witness our signatures.”
I like having a license, so I just referred them to a family lawyer. They left my office and, after another two-minute shouting match in the parking lot, got in a car — together — and drove off.