The Bold And The Stupid
I lived on a military base for a few weeks. My packages started disappearing. It wasn’t every package, but with Christmas coming up, I couldn’t keep ordering and risk my purchases disappearing. Every person on base has to either have a military ID or sign in with the front gate, so the possible list of thieves was limited. Still, with no way to identify the thief, my report was useless.
I ordered a security camera and decided it would be too ironic if the camera was stolen, so I took the day off work and waited for the delivery. I heard someone at my front door and thought it was the delivery guy. Instead, I was face to face with a man in plain clothes. He looked up, his hands on my delivery.
Man: “Uh…”
He extended the box toward me. I took his picture with my phone.
Man: “You can’t take my picture!”
Me: “You can’t take my delivery. Now get the f*** off my porch.”
I took the box from his hands and shut the door in his face. I went out later to install my camera and found that my potted plants had been ripped out and a puddle of urine was left on my doorstep. I shared the photo with security and they confirmed that the man was a guest of one of the families living on my street. I installed my camera and haven’t had a package stolen since.