Leave The Accents To Boris

(My brother and I are with our grandma in a fast food restaurant. My brother likes talking in a Russian accent, which I think is kind of annoying. We go up to order.)

Brother: *in Russian accent* “Ya, I would like a [special shake].”

(Our grandma and I both notice the sudden change in the girl’s body language. She is scared of my brother.)

Girl: *in a real Russian accent* “W-will that be all?”

Me: “Talk normally, [Brother].”

Brother: “Why?”

(At that point I am 100% done with him.)

Girl: “Are you from Russia?”

Grandma & Me: “No.”

(My brother finally realized his mistake and apologized a lot.)