The Leather Gloves Are Off
(A polite old lady enters the shop:)
Customer: “Hello there, dear. I was wondering if you have any gloves?”
Me: “Hello. Yes, all the gloves we have are just here.” *shows them*
Customer: “Oh… I was hoping to find some nice leather ones. Oh well, hopefully some old biddy like me will die soon and I can come back and get her gloves, then!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.