At Least She Knows Her ABCs

, , | Learning | August 30, 2017

(In our relatively small school district, the buses into the country take both middle- and high-schoolers home. One day, I think I hear a girl at least five years younger than me say my name. I turn around.)

Me: “What?”

Girl: “This is an A and B conversation; now ‘SEE’ your way out of it!”

(I blink at her, trying to comprehend that she said this to me completely seriously.)

Me: “Uh…”

Her: *Z-snap* “That’s right, I just OWNED you!” *turns away with a sense of triumph*

Me: *to my friends* “Did… did that just happen?”

(They were all too busy laughing hysterically to answer.)

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