This Test Is Eeeh-Zeeh
(My high school physics teacher has a habit of ‘helping’ us during tests. Sometimes he ‘forgets’ to erase a formula off the board, or leave a note up… things like that. We are about to take a test on a particularly hard chapter. It is right after he passes out the tests, which are always multiple choice.)
Teacher: “Alright, does everyone SEE number three?”
(We look at each other in confusion.)
Student #1: “Uh… yeah… what about it?”
Teacher: “Oh, just wanted you to really SEE how it’s worded.”
(I catch on.)
Teacher: “Okay guys… everyone BE careful on number eight!”
(Everyone reads #8 and looks around at each other, getting what he’s doing. A few minutes pass…)
Teacher: “Man, that number 10 is just DElightful!”
(Everyone scribbles. A few more minutes pass…)
Student #2: “Sir, do we SEE number fifteen?”
Teacher: “Um… yes. Yes you do!”
(Needless to say, everyone passed the test!)