The Advanced Class Is Murder
(I am a tenth-grade student spending her free period in the library. It is the first week of school. From my position near the door I can see my old French teacher bringing her new class of seventh-graders into the library to check out the books.)
Librarian: “Wow. The advanced French class has a lot of students this year!”
Teacher: “Yes. We’ve actually got twenty-four students this year. I’m not sure what to do with them all.”
Student: *piping up very excitedly* “We’ve got enough for a hunger games!”