You’re On The Right Track Baby

| Sydney, Australia | Learning | May 8, 2013

(I’m a student teacher in a Year 3 class. Most of the children have just attended an Easter play run for the kids who attend Christian scripture lessons.)

Student #1: “Do you like the K-2 play or the 3-6 play better?”

Student #2: “The 3-6 play! There are less annoying songs.”

Student #1: “Yeah, the K-2 songs are really gay.”

Student #2: “That’s not how you use the word gay!”

(Needless to say, I was a little proud of Student #2!)

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Rude Students

| Learning | May 8, 2013


Opaque To Logic

USA | Learning | May 8, 2013

Teacher 1: “I can’t get this copier to work right. Can you figure it out?”

Teacher 2: “I’ll try. What do you want to do?”

Teacher 1: “A double-sided transparency for the overhead projector.”

Teacher 2: “A… double… sided… transparency?”

Teacher 1: “Yes. They want us to do double-sided copies to save paper.”

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Be Sure To Copy The Right Copy

USA | Learning | May 7, 2013

(I am handing back test papers.)

Student: “Why did you give me zero?”

Me: “There were multiple versions of the test. You had the right answers to one of the other versions.”

Student: “I don’t get it.”

Me: “The answers to version A and the answers too version B were not the same.”

Student: “I still don’t get it.”

Me: “Is it possible that you might have looked at someone else’s paper during the test?”

Student: “Well, yeah!”

Me: “They didn’t have the same test as you.”

Student: “So I failed?”

Me: “Yes.”

Student: “But I’ve never failed before.”

Me: “Now you have.”

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