You’ll Find The Answer In The End
(My biology teacher has just assigned a make-work sheet to fill out. It’s a file on Google Drive, and we get laptops and class time to complete it.)
Me: “You know, I’ve found every single assignment from [Teacher] on the first hit on Google.”
Lab Partner: “You should try it. This is just to take up some class time anyway.”
(I type a basic description of the assignment in to Google.)
Lab Partner: “Ha! It’s the second hit, not the first!”
Me: “Shut up. I was close.”
(I click it.)
Me: “Oh, hey. Look what’s at the bottom of the page.”
Lab Partner: “An answer key?”
Me: “An answer key.”
(We print out the key. Shortly after, a student goes up to the teacher. The teacher then calls to the class.)
Teacher: “So it may have come to your attention that I didn’t remove the answer key from the bottom of the worksheet I shared with you…”
(I look back at the worksheet on Google Drive. Sure enough, if you scroll down, the answer key is right there.)
Lab Partner: “So he not only stole an assignment online from some college professor in Wisconsin, he was too lazy to take the answers off the end?”