(I’m on the bus. My good friend just transferred to my bus, and I’m pretty excited.)
Me: “You should ADD some happiness in your life!”
(I hand her a ‘+’ sign from a calculator I ripped up.)
Me: “You are just 2 awesome!”
(I hand her the ‘2’ key.)
Me: “I’m sure you’ll be awesome 4-ever!”
(I hand her the ‘4’ key.)
Me: “I think you 8 a bowl of Awesome Flakes for breakfast!”
(I hand her the ‘8’ key.)
Me: “This is your chance of failing!”
(I hand her the ‘0’.)
Me: *holding the MRC button but not really knowing what to say* “M, R, and C… uh… are letters?”
(I hand it to her.)
Me: “If you asked a German person if you were lame, he would say 9!”
(I hand her the ‘9’.)
Me: “Your chance of being awesome are 100%!”
(I hand her the ‘%’ key.)
Me: *handing her the ‘+/-‘ key* “You should ADD some happiness, DIVIDE up your problems, and SUBTRACT them from your life!”
Me: “When people walk by you and see how pretty you are, they say DIME, girl!”
(I hand her a dime.)
Me: “You’re really smart, and you dress SHARP!”
(I hand her my scissors.)
Friend #1: “Take these back! Stop handing me stuff!”
Friend #2: *to me* “You need to be PUNished!”