Rectumify Your Mistake
(Student #1 is doing homework while our teacher is working on our computer, getting our work ready. Student #2, their best friend, is helping. Student #3 is not paying attention.)
Student #1: *reading paper* “Hey, [Student #2], what’s a rectum?”
Student #2: “It’s where your solid waste is stored before you poop it out.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope it’s solid.”
Student #1: *still writing answer* “[Student #3], do you have a rectum?”
Student #3: “…”
Student #2: “EVERYBODY HAS A RECTUM!”
Teacher: “I’m adding that to the list of weird things I hear in this class.”