Skip The Next Period
(I teach at an all-girls high school. A male candidate is interviewing for a teaching position, and is walking down the hallway with a male teacher during a break between classes.)
Student #1: *yelling loudly* “Hey, does anybody have a tampon? I’m about to bleed through my pants!”
Student #2: “I’ve got some pads. Here, take one!”
(Student #2 throws the pad across the hall to Student #1. The male teaching candidate is turning thirty shades of red.)
Male Teacher: “You know, there are some things you eventually get used to when you’re a guy at an all-girls school, and this is definitely one of those things.”
Male Candidate: “Y- yeah. I- I guess so.”
(I don’t know if that man was offered the job or not, but either way, he did not join our faculty the next year!)