You Other Brothers Can’t Abnegate
(I have just taken my GRE (Graduate Record Exam) and since I’m an engineering major I’m amused that I did better on the verbal section than the math.)
Me: “What can I say,” *singing* “I like big words and I can not lie.”
Husband: “No, not wordy enough. How about ‘I like big words and I can’t tell falsehoods.’?”
Me: “No, I got it! ‘I like big words and I can’t prevaricate.'”