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Learning The Offensive Language

| Romantic | March 29, 2016

(My fiancé’s native language is not English, and I am trying to learn it. We both have very immature senses of humour. I am practicing his language by trying to read and translate an athlete’s bio.)

Me: “‘Among… the players on the national team… he has the most… intimate… relationship… with [Other Player]…'”

Fiancé: “Ha ha ha!”

Me: “Yeah, we all noticed!” *reads* ‘So much that… they always share… a room.'”

(We giggle hysterically.)

Me: “‘He loves riding—'”


Me: “‘—riding horses!’ Wow, you’re so dirty-minded.”

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