Learning About The Birds And The Bonds

, , | Right | January 2, 2019

(I work in a small bank inside a grocery store. On the outside of the bank, in the aisle of the store, we have a whiteboard where we write things to hopefully get shoppers interested in opening accounts. On this particular day, the whiteboard says, “Kill two birds with one stone; bank where you shop!” A woman is looking at the sign, looking rather confused. I ask if she needs any help.)

Woman: “Yes. You should change your sign to say, ‘Feed two birds with one SCONE!’” *underlines word with finger* “Because that way, there’s no killing involved!”

(Right. Because every time we open an account, we’re knocking off a couple of birds back here.)

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