Lea Thompson Needs To Be Very, Very Afraid

, , , , | Right | September 9, 2019

(I work in a large bookstore. We have a large section of coffee table books, mostly art and photography. A customer approaches me.)

Customer: “Do you have any coffee table books on famous actresses?”

Me: *thinking of icons such as Audrey Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe* “Well, we might have some. Are you looking for something specific?”

Customer: “YES! I would very much like to have a richly illustrated book about the actress who played the mother in Back to the Future! Do you have that?!”

Me: “Erm… Sorry, we don’t have any illustrated books on her…”

Customer: “Oh, what a shame. I would love to have a book on her…” *wanders off* “A fine, fine lady!”

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