Laughter Is The Best Medicine

(I have had sore back muscles for several days, and today woke up with a headache that steadily worsens into a migraine. After driving me home from work, my boyfriend grabs a roll-on bottle of menthol muscle rub and proceeds to rub it on my forehead and neck. My migraine is completely gone in less than five minutes. A bit later I have the idea to rub some on my back as well, to ease the muscle pain.)

Me: “Babe, can you please rub some of that on my back as well?”

Boyfriend: “I suppose. Stand up.”

(I stand up and he rubs it over the problem areas of my back. When he’s done, he does a little cackle/chuckle, and then turns back to what he was previously doing.)

Me: *sighs a little* “You just drew a penis on my back, didn’t you?”

Boyfriend: *grins really big* “Yiss.” *pickers up for a kiss*

Me: “Dork.” *kisses him*