Laughing All The Way To Hell And Back

| Related | March 12, 2015

(I’m about six, and I’m calling my sick grandmother at the hospital.)

Me: “I suppose it’ll take a while to train the dog, but what the h***?”

Mom: “[My Name]! Where did you even learn that?”

Me: “You say it all the time!”

Mom: “No, I don’t! Apologize to her.”

Me: “Grandma, I’m sorry I… Mom, she’s laughing.”

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