Needs Some Sizeable Training

(I am the customer at the drive-thru, trying to decide what size cup I want for my treat.)

Me: “How big is a small?” *expecting an answer in ounces or something similar*

Employee: “Oh… It’s not as small as a ‘mini’, but not as big as a ‘medium’ or ‘large’. It’s an ok size.”

Me: *pausing, then bursting out laughing* “That was probably the worst description ever!”

Employee: *also laughing* “I know. I’m kind of bad at this!”