Late Down To The Lockdown

(I’m one of three people working the opening shift. Since the two managers arrive first, they’re supposed to unlock the doors every day for us employees. On this particular morning, the front door is locked. I go around back to the employee entrance and find it is also locked. A few attempts at knocking prove fruitless, so I finally come around to the drive-through window, where I can see the managers and vaguely hear a conversation.)

Manager #1: *checking the clock* “Where’s [My Name]? She’s five minutes late! She’s NEVER late!”

(At this point, I knock on the window.)

Manager #1: “[Manager #2], you get it. Tell them we’re a little short today.”

Manager #2: *looking out the window and waving at me* “Say, [Manager #1]? Are you SURE you unlocked all the doors today?”

Manager #1: “Sure I did! Why?”

Manager #2: “Because [My Name] is standing right outside this window.”