No Twin Tactics Required

(Our family just moved into Maine a week ago. School starts in less than a month. I’m talking to my twin. We are both girls.)

Me: “I wonder if we’ll get any of the same classes?”

Sister: “I hope so; we should mess with people, like switch names and seats.”

(Right then our parents need help carrying the couch.)

Dad: *points at me* “[Sister], come help me!”

Sister: “I don’t think we’re going to have to try very hard.”