Lashing Out At Your Eyes

| Friendly | February 12, 2015

(I am male, with glasses. I also have very long eyelashes, prompting many women to comment to me on them. This one is the weirdest so far.)

Random Woman: *walks up to me* “You have nice long, luscious eyelashes.”

Me: “Uh… thanks, ma’am.”

Random Woman: “I could kill for eyelashes like those…”

Me: “Umm… that’s… nice?”

Random Woman: “It’s a shame with those glasses though. They would get mighty uncomfortable. I could take your eyelashes for you…” *reaches for eyelashes*

Me: *creeped out* “Uh, I got to go…” *flees*

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