Large Expectations

(My main position is in soft serve, but I can help out cashiering if I’m needed.)

Customer: *orders two small cones*

Coworker: “[My Name], can you pass out two small cones for me?”

Me: “No problem!” *opens the drive-thru window*

Customer: *enraged* “Oh, no, honey, those cones are too small!”

Me: “Ma’am, you did order two small cones.”

Boss: “[My Name], bring them back. I’ll handle this.” *makes cones and weighs them to make sure they are the right size and then hands them out*

Customer: “They’re too—“

Boss: “I weighed them and they are the correct size.”

Customer: *disgruntled but takes the cones and leaves*

Me: “Don’t they realize they ordered small cones?!”