LANGUAGE!

, , , , , , | Friendly | November 2, 2020

As a rule, I don’t swear, to the point where people are surprised when I say, “Dang it.” My friends swear a bit, but this has never caused any friction and usually results in me jokingly telling them, “Language!” while they joke about me being an innocent child.

Me: “Fffffffffffffffffff—”

Friend: “Are you going to swear?!”

Me: “Fffffffffffffffff—”

Friend: “THIS IS A HISTORIC MOMENT! MY INNOCENT CHILD IS ABOUT TO SWEAR!”

Me: “FFFFFFFFFFFFFF—”

Friend: “I BELIEVE IN YOU!”

Me: “Ffffffffffffffffrick.”

Friend: “I’m so proud.”

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