Language That Belongs In The Toilet
(I’m stocking shelves when a customer approaches me.)
Customer: “Excuse me, do you have any a** wipe?”
Me: “What?”
Customer: “You know, a** wipe?”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “Toilet paper?”
Me: “Oh! Aisle six.”
(The customer smiles and leaves. I’m from the area, so I can confirm that “a** wipe” isn’t a regional term for toilet paper!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
