Land Of The Free Anti-Virus

(I’m selling a computer to a customer and we include free anti-virus.)

Me: “This computer actually has six months of anti-virus installed on it.”

Customer: “Oh, great! What brand is it?”

(I name the brand of antivirus software.)

Customer: “Oh, never mind. I don’t want the computer anymore.”

Me: “Is there a problem with the antivirus or computer?”

Customer: “I don’t want that antivirus on my computer. It was made outside of America. They are going to steal my information.”

Me: “Ma’am, that is very unlikely. If you want, we can uninstall it for you and replace it with a different brand.”

Customer: “It’s too late. It’s already tainted.”