Lamp-ooning Your Attempts To Discipline
(I’m curled up in bed when my dog starts licking the carpet.)
Dog: *lick lick lick*
Me: “Bad dog! Stop licking my carpet!”
Dog: *lick lick lick*
Me: “Fine you asked for it.” *reaches to throw pillow at dog but instead knocks over a lamp*
(CRASH.)
Me: “Well, I suppose that works, too.”
Dog: *lick lick lick*
Me: “Oh, come on!”