Laid It All Out In The Open
Restaurant | Related
| July 31, 2015
(I’m pregnant, and my husband and I decide it’s time to start informing the extended family, since winter sweaters can only hide my growing bulk for so long. We start with his younger brother, and meet him for dinner and a movie.)
Brother: *holding up his beer* “You sure you don’t want one?”
Me: “Even if I did drink, I’d be off alcohol for the duration.”
Brother: “Wait, what? Do you mean you’re…? Congratulations!” *holds up his bottle in a toast, then takes a drink*
Me: “Yes, there is now physical evidence that your brother has gotten laid.”
Brother: *chokes on his drink*
Husband: *blushes*
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
