Lady And The Tramp

(My girlfriend is annoyed with my messy room.)

Girlfriend: “Gosh, this is a like a pig sty. I can never find anything in here.”

Me: “Huh.”

Girlfriend: “I guess you were born to be one. You are a pig in the Chinese zodiac.”

(A couple of minutes later, I do some research.)

Me: “Ha.”

Girlfriend: “What?”

Me: “So, I’m a pig. But, you’re a dog.”