Lacks The Power For The Job

(My husband is at a home improvement store which will cut for free tile you purchase from them.)

Tile Cutter: “This machine is great! It’s about $750, but we’ll cut your tile for free with it right in front of you! It’s so cool!”

(He turns the saw on and immediately uses the saw to cut through its own power cord, shutting it off and creating a burning smell.)

Tile Cutter: “Um… We’ll call you when your tile’s ready.”