Love Is Darkest Before The Dawnguard
(My girlfriend and I are discussing the fact that, at the age of 22, I already seem like a grumpy old man.)
Girlfriend: “Can I exchange you for a newer version of you? Not replace you, just upgrade you. Like you did with Skyrim on your Xbox. It’s still the same you, but now you can attack people while riding a horse.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?