Lack Of Register Does Not Register, Part 23
We’re remodeling the store I work at right now, so we’ve been closed since Sunday. We’ve been telling people this was coming for a year. The last week we’ve been reminding customers every day.
There’s a huge dumpster in our parking lot, along with a forklift and two large shipping containers. There are 3 signs outside that say we are closed, one of which is eight feet long and bright red.
We’ve been chasing people out all week.
Yesterday, a couple of women came in, and we told them we were closed and one of them says:
Customer: “I can’t just buy one thing?”
Me: “We don’t have registers, ma’am.”
Customer: “Well then why are you open?”
Me: “We’re not.”
Customer: “Then why did you let us in?”
Me: “We didn’t.”
Both Customers: *Looking around, finally getting it, then looking at each other.* “Well then why are we here?”
Me: “I’ve been wanting to ask that since you got here.”
Related:
Lack Of Register Does Not Register, Part 22
Lack Of Register Does Not Register, Part 21
Lack Of Register Does Not Register, Part 20
Lack Of Register Does Not Register, Part 19
Lack Of Register Does Not Register, Part 18
