Lack Of Discount Creates Priceless Memories

| Related | March 21, 2012

(My younger brother has a very shaggy haircut. My parents are taking my brother and I to a theme park. He was just a few weeks past his fifth birthday, so they decide to say he is still four so he can get in free one last time. They have carefully coached him to say he was still four. We approach the ticket window.)

Cashier: “Okay, that’s two adults and…how old is the little girl?”

Dad: *indignantly* “The little boy is five!”

(Everyone else facepalms.)

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