Lack Of Control Over Birth Control

(When my girlfriend told her dad that we were dating, he insisted that she go on birth control even though we were not sexually active. She’s telling me about the doctor’s visit and aftermath.)

Girlfriend: “So I went to the doctor but because of some insurance stuff they couldn’t prescribe me birth control. Instead, the doctor gave me a large bag of condoms. So I wrote ‘Big Bag O’ Fun’ on it and put it on the kitchen table with one of the condoms sticking out. My dad couldn’t even look at me when he got home.”