Labor Day Sales

(I work for a large chain retail store. It is Black Friday. I am working the register when a very pregnant lady comes through his line.)

Customer: “Hi there. Have you been holding up okay today?”

Me: “Yeah, I’m making it through fine, thanks! Maybe I should be asking you that question, heh.”

Customer: “Oh, don’t worry about me. I’m in labor but I just couldn’t miss out on these great deals!”

Me: *speechless*

(Who is in the middle of giving birth and decides they need to fight the Black Friday masses and wait hours in line to get a few things on sale?!)