Monopolizing The Doctor

(My husband and I are watching TV one evening, and I am browsing Amazon.)

Me: “Oh, my god! There is a Doctor Who Monopoly! I hate Monopoly, but, but, Doctor Who!”

Husband: “Did I tell you I saw a T.A.R.D.I.S. the other day?”

Me: *head snaps up* “Wait, was it the front door painted like a T.A.R.D.I.S. a couple blocks over? Or was it in [City two hours away]?”

Husband: “No, we were driving on that back road, and someone has a full size T.A.R.D.I.S. in their front yard!”

Me: “You’re s***ting me!”

Husband: “Yeah, [Coworker] had no idea what it was, he just thought it was a police box.”

Me: “I think I need to go for a drive…”