The Friends That Slay Together, End Up Together

(I met my best friend when I was 11, and we have been friends ever since. I have just broken up with my last boyfriend, and my friend is consoling me.)

Friend: “You know, I’m going to be your second husband.”

Me: “What happened to my first one?”

Friend: “Nothing you can prove in court.”

(That was when we were 15. Now we’re 26, and have been married for three years! And he’s my first husband, not my second.)