Kramer Vs Dracula
Me: “Thanks for calling [Law Firm]. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Yeah, I was wondering. Is there any precedent with custody cases involving Satanic vampire covens?”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “Satanic vampire covens.”
Me: “I’m afraid I don’t know.”
Customer: “Well, I’m looking to get custody of my child from my ex-wife because she’s recently joined a Satanic vampire coven. I have photographic evidence of her wearing ceremonial robes and drinking human blood. Is there anything I can do?”
Me: “I’m not sure. Let me go ask someone.”
Customer: “Ah, never mind. I’ll just figure it out myself.” *click*
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